I Survived Satan Gate 2023

Picture it: it's 2023, you're scrolling through Facebook, and a post comes up on your feed from one of your favorite groups: Spooky in Salem. It's from The Satanic Temple.

All hell breaks loose (pun intended). The comments go crazy. People are shaming each other. Have they forgotten what group they're in? Surely they have.

The loonies are taken care of. Those with open minds rejoice together. The comments settle. The post slowly falls back into the regular rhythm of the feed. You did it—you survived! And now you have a cool ass shirt to prove it.

• 100% cotton
• Classic fit; size up one or two for an oversized look

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction. Thank you for your patience—it will be worth the wait!